2007: Music

For the past few years I've put a lot of time and thought into my year-end lists... now everyone and their grandmothers have top tens, and this year I was so preoccupied with making music myself that I barely caught up with this year's new music. For me this year was all about digging into old music, and I discovered several old records that ended up meaning a lot more to me than any new ones. But to keep up the tradition, here's my abbreviated, self-explanatory list of the records I enjoyed this year.

1. Radiohead - In Rainbows
2. Rilo Kiley - Under the Blacklight
3. Cortney Tidwell - Don't Let Stars Keep Us Tangled Up
4. Wilco - Sky Blue Sky
5. The White Stripes - Icky Thump
6. Peter Bjorn & John - Writer's Block
7, Coconut Records - Nighttiming
8. The Nobility - The Mezzanine
9. Silverchair - Young Modern
10. Of Montreal - Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?

Also liked: Aqualung - Memory Man, Air - Pocket Symphony, Amiina - Kurr, Rufus Wainwright - Release the Stars, The Clutters - Don't Believe a Word, Feist - The Reminder, Band of Horses - Cease to Begin, Panda Bear - Person Pitch

It was just aight for me: Justice - Cross, Spoon - Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga, The Shins - Wincing the Night Away, Caribou - Andorra, Dungen - Tio Bitar, Iron and Wine - The Shepherd's Dog

Didn't Get To: The National - Boxer, LCD Soundsystem - Sound of Silver, Menomena - Friend and Foe, The Hives - Black and White Album, Deerhoof - Friend Opportunity, Jens Lekman - Night Falls Over Kortedala, The New Pornographers - Challengers, Ryan Adams - Easy Tiger, The Bird and the Bee - Please Clap Your Hands, Battles - Mirrored, Kanye West - Graduation, The Arcade Fire - Neon Bible, Amy Winehouse - Back to Black, Lily Allen - Alright, Still

I'd love to hear what everyone else listened to this year, so post your list below if you got one.

And if you see me, ask me for a 2007 mix CD. Just be forewarned, John Mayer is on it.

Halftime '07

The first half of '07 delivered. I can't remember another year period where not just a couple good movies came out in the dreaded first quarter, but a couple GREAT movies came out... plus a whole other batch of good ones and even enough of em for people to disagree and come up with different lists, as I'm hoping will be the case here. I won't go so far as to say that this Top Ten could be a suitable year-end list, but I'm counting on a couple of these not straying very far from their current positions.

23 Movies so far this year, which means I'm holding pretty well to my 2007 ration of mediocre new films-to-great old films.

01. Black Snake Moan
Since the Nashville Film Festival screening of Hustle and Flow I'd been watching for Memphis-based Brewer's next moves, but this bizarre trailer threw me off and leveled my expectations, which helped me to appreciate what is not just a sweaty exploitation flick but a tender and moving story of redemption. Sam Jackson and Christina Ricci both give what I consider to be the best performances of their respective careers and deserve Oscars for their work in this movie, which also enabled me to finally "get" blues music.

02. Zodiac
To comprehend the level of detail that Fincher put into this superior serial-killer movie would take the kind of manic obsession in which the story's protagonists find themselves in their quest to somehow understand the Zodiac killer himself. Fincher's welcomed return to the screen rapidly scrolls by you like a microfilm machine gone haywire, yet we retain sympathy towards the real victims of the Zodiac: a couple of San Francisco's best professional and amateur detectives. The genius of this movie, and how Fincher has mindfucked us so with it, is that just like the life and work of a serial killer, it is tantalizing, confounding, and ultimately unsolveable.

03. Grindhouse
I would hope that any box office pundit who is at all intelligent would admit that the famous Grindhouse flop of 2007 was simply a fluke, nothing more, nothing less. Trailers, lengthy dialogue and all, Grindhouse is another movie-lover's dream, but more so a relieving
respite from the Hollywood formula. If we're breaking them apart, I'd give this slot to Death Proof (which I still believe stands on its own and will do so in the future) and put Planet Terror among my honorable mentions (which I still believe has less staying power due to its heavy tone of parody).

04. The Host
A new director with a refreshing new style, a great sense of location, and a politically-charged monster. The Host says something about that world we live in without being so damn overt-- something most American horror films fail to do.

05. Ratatouille
I was actually surprised a bit at how Pixar's new movie avoided some of the sentimental pitfalls that even this great little studio has repeatedly encountered (in their own, more mature sort of way of course). And for some reason this kinda disappointed me... that Remy didn't miss his family that much out in the world on his own... that it's the first Pixar movie where its characters have to really interact with fully-developed human characters... that the majority of the movie takes place in a single restaurant kitchen. To me, its a big turn for Pixar. I have some quibbles with it, and I may still be rooting for Cars. But because they continue to not insult the intelligence of young AND old viewers, and because their technical ability nearly outshines the simulated water, fur, fire, and textures of the world's top effects companies, I welcome this one with open arms.

06. Paris je t'aime
Way more affecting than I expected, especially from a movie made by twenty different directors. Unlike previous films of this kind, this actually felt whole, with its fragments linked with b-roll and even suggestions that these characters all live in the same time and space
together. I'll take a couple of weak pieces (the oft-cited vampire short) for the several that managed to get me in the gut (think Willem Defoe as Death on a horse).

07. Once
Something about Once isn't quite the perfect musical love story for me, but I'm all about romantic encounter flicks like these, especially when they involve songs and songwriting, and for that reason Once is a movie I'm telling everyone to see. It's just no Before Sunset, to give a somewhat arbitrary comparison (but one that others seem to be using anyway).

08. La Vie en Rose
Severely depressing and often unpleasant, but with a very good performance and some exceptional all-around film craft.

09. Black Book
A superbly-made old-fashioned historical thriller. It's a shame I don't really like old-fashioned historical thrillers. But if there's anyone who will make me forget about that for a couple hours, its Carice Van Hauden.

10. Ocean's Thirteen
A sorry victim to the 2007 Curse of The Three, Soderbergh's trilogy-capper is almost completely forgettable and, in a way, just as sloppy and selfish as its predecessor (Twelve). But a Soderbergh mis-step is at least three times more interesting on the surface than Sam Raimi taking a great super-franchise on a huge-horrible nosedive.

Honorable mention: Offside, Away From Her, An Unreasonable Man

Worst so far: Spider-Man 3, Waitress

It's Compicated: 300, Knocked Up, Hot Fuzz

Missed or haven't seen yet: Sicko, 28 Weeks Later, The Lookout, Syndromes and a Century, The Hoax, Paprika, Reign Over Me, Evening.

Skipped: Shrek 3, Pirates 3, Fantastic Four 2.

Best Male Perfs
1. Sam Jackson, Black Snake Moan
2. Cillian Murphy, The Wind That Shakes the Barley
3. Mark Ruffalo, Zodiac
4. Charles Fleischer, Zodiac
5. Justin Timberlake, Black Snake Moan

Best Female Perfs
1. Christina Ricci, Black Snake Moan
2. Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose
3. Carice Van Hauden, Black Book
4. Zoe Bell, Death Proof
5. Marketa Irglova, Once

Best Scene Contenders
1. Car Chase, Death Proof
2. "Black Snake Moan," Black Snake Moan
3. Place des Victories (Nobuhiro Suwa), Paris je t'aime
4. 14th arrondissement (Alexander Payne), Paris je t'aime
5. "If You Want Me," Once

And finally, my current Top 10 Most Anticipated for the rest of the year:
1. Be Kind Rewind
2. Atonement
3. The Golden Compass
4. Sunshine
5. Reservation Road
6. The Darjeeling Limited
7. There Will Be Blood
8. The Simpsons Movie
9. Son of Rambow
10. Stardust

And of course the new Allen, Lee, Cronenberg, WKW, Van Sant, Herzog, Baumbach, and if it comes out, that Jesse James movie with the very long title. And since it counts, I should mention that I kinda can't wait to go see Transformers as the first movie of the second half.

Hit me with your best and worst, and I'll see you at year's end.

Out of Office

As you might have heard, I've been asked out on tour at the last minute to play for a guy named Ben. Operations here will be on hiatus until further notice. Thanks for coming and please come back again...

2006: The Year in Film

Any critic, blogger, or movie geek will tell you the same thing about 2006 awards season: that it took forever to get here, and when it did it lasted forever. In not just New York and LA but wherever else the 2006 movie-watcher called home, the end of the year brought too many great looking films for any functional human being to pencil in. This has sadly become the norm: spring and summer gems get left in the dust when the big awards pictures are unveiled in November and December and ruthlessly campaigned for gold. As a listaholic collector of these new releases, it's made me panic. Thankfully, on my trips to New York with Syd I snuck in VOLVER and LITTLE CHILDREN early. My favorite movie of the past year didn't play in Nashville until this year. A sneak preview here and there filled in some other gaps. But it's only now, in the second week of 2007, that I can begin to collect my thoughts, and that's giving up on INLAND EMPIRE, CURSE OF THE GOLDEN FLOWER, NOTES ON A SCANDAL, THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND, and MISS POTTER (you laugh, but that Beatrix Potter ballet movie was the first movie I remember seeing). My Top Ten may be one of the last to come out, and it may look different two weeks from now. But here it is anyway. Other movies I'm sad to have missed include THE PROPOSITION, HAPPY FEET, THE DEVIL AND DANIEL JOHNSTON, MANDERLAY, THE BREAK UP, DOWN IN THE VALLEY, LOOK BOTH WAYS, THE NOTORIOUS BETTIE PAGE, DUCK SEASON, NEIL YOUNG: HEART OF GOLD, FLUSHED AWAY, BATTLE IN HEAVEN, BEOWULF AND GRENDEL, and yes, even LASSIE.

The thing that kept me going through it all? My newfound love of the documentary. Some say the new documentary boom doesn't hold up to the classic docs of decades past, but if 2006 only consisted of ten documentaries-- ones like 49UP, SHUT UP AND SING, WHY WE FIGHT, and WORDPLAY-- it'd still be a very good year. It's actually sparked within me a large debate about whether or not a good documentary is better, more useful, or even more "important" than a fiction film. While on a relative scale I'd probably rather watch a good doc and learn visually something I didn't already know, the following list goes to show that at the end of the day I'd rather escape, even if it's to an extremely bleak setting. I'm leaving the debate open ended, and on this list I'm letting a couple of my favorite docs represent them all. Beginning with...

Doug Block was launched on a journey of discovery when, after his parents' 54-year marriage ended with his mother's death, his father flew to Florida and instantly married his former secretary. In this profoundly moving documentary, Doug then begins to investigate the history of his parents' relationship, talking with his mother's friends, his sisters, and finally his alienated father to learn more about who these people -- "Mom and Dad" -- really were. It is impossible to watch 51 BIRCH STREET and not stare deeply into the memories, regrets, and possibilities of your own life.

Hollywood has a strange way of coincidentally releasing competing films on the same subject: MISSION TO MARS and RED PLANET, ANTS and A BUG'S LIFE, CAPOTE and this year's underseen INFAMOUS. This year this happened with two films about magicians, and THE PRESTIGE had all the thrill, shock and wonder of the greatest magic trick and then some. Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman play two magicians who, through twist after turn after twist, do everything in their power to outwit, outplay, and outlast the other. Director Christopher Nolan, who brought his BATMAN BEGINS friends Bale and Michael Caine, plays with time as he did in MEMENTO, but it's easy to follow along as the story constantly jumps forward and back (Nolan has also now perfected his authentic style). Some of its big secrets we're supposed to figure out, while others still remain a mystery. But no other movie this year was as wonderful to watch and fun to dissect.

In Kelly Reichardt's quiet breakthrough feature, two old friends reunite for a camping trip in the Oregon mountains. They go into the woods grown apart; Mark (Daniel London) has settled down into middle-class society with a baby on the way, while Kurt (Will Oldham) is unchained, a drifting granola warrior on an eternal vision quest. When they come back from their trip together they haven't changed, but so much has happened. What took place is open to interpretation; when the guys reach the hidden hot spring they've been looking for, the camera leaves them in privacy for the first time. But what they do first when they get back seems to say everything. As much as we can tell from the tranquil surface, OLD JOY is about friendships drifting apart as people grow older, settling into themselves, and how this sadness is somehow tolerable.

Gauge an audience's reaction to THE FOUNTAIN and all will be revealed: the average moviegoer has no patience for a movie without a cookie-cutter concept, an ending without a simple conclusion, or a sci-fi film without robots, aliens, and explosions. Little do they know, THE FOUNTAIN pays tribute to the pure editing of imagery that cinema was originally about. Across three stories in three different times using the same two actors, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM director Darren Aronofsky cites heroes from Kubrick to Svankmajer, weaving the fabrics together with repeating visual motifs and Clint Mansell's fluid, operatic score. But what impressed me most was its heart, pumped passionately by Hugh Jackman in a performance that turned me from being ambivalent about the actor to practically being his publicist. THE FOUNTAIN's themes-- immortality, reincarnation, and the sorrow of death-- can be explored in greater detail an arm's length away on your nearest bookshelf. But it paints pictures that you won't forget, and it makes you think, discuss, and debate with whoever's next to you, which is much more than can be said for the movies that most people chose to see on Thanksgiving weekend.

I've said it before and I've said it again: A great documentary makes you feel, even if for only two hours, that its subject is the most important in the world. It was this movie that made me forget about AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH (which probably IS the most important documentary you can see). JESUS CAMP visits one of America's evangelical youth camps, and is full of complex and disturbing discoveries. The human brain can't always differentiate between what's real and what's not (it's the reason we cry at a good movie), but these young children, led in group rituals indoctrinating all sorts of moral and political dogma, look and act like the posessed victims of a horror film. What's worse: the icecaps melting, or America's future generations being taught that global warming is just a hoax? JESUS CAMP is the saddest, most troubling film I can ever remember seeing, and it touches on everything that worries me about this country today. But there is some hope; Perhaps these filmmakers might follow the path of Michael Apted (the torch-bearer for the unprecedented UP Series which continued with this year's 49UP), tracking down these kids at 18 or 21, when their independence might help them think, and believe, for themselves.

The Spanish Civil War is ending. Above ground, a young Spanish girl's ailing and pregnant mother has moved in with a bloodthirsty and fascist Captain. Underground, the girl discovers a fantastic world being rendered just for her. In Guillermo Del Toro's fantasy there are fairies and magic, but the film's horrifying perception of adult violence is not for kids. It is hard to talk about this beautiful, tragic movie without exposing its ultimate secret, where a magical faun and a series of seemingly disconnected fairy tale motifs (citing everything from CINDERELLA to THE WIZARD OF OZ) perfectly come together. In all of the great fantasies of childhood, the magical world is a metaphorical sanctuary for the coming of age. Here, it's so much more than just that.

It took two viewings for me to give Sofia Coppola the props she deserves for her imagining of the famous French teen. The most misinterpreted film this year, MARIE ANTOINETTE has about as much interest in painting a historically acurate portrait of the queen as Gus Van Sant's LAST DAYS had in probing the real Kurt Cobain; If you want a BBC miniseries, I'm sure one's out there. Using 80's new wave and modern indie rock as ambient film score, Coppola's Marie is simply our imagination-- specifically, a young woman's imagination-- of being in her decadent shoes. Kirsten Dunst has the perfect presence for the role, even if it splinters when she delivers one of her few lines, and Jason Schwartzman's minimalistic portrayal of the sexually lifeless Louis XVI is hillarious. As Coppola imagines Marie's adolescent independence through abstract cuts and montages, she occasionally reaches the lyrical heights of Terrence Malick.

Overlapping with the many great documentaries I saw this year is a group of films that point out just how messed up this country is right now. Nothing could prepare me for the shame I felt watching my fellow countrymen in "Ali G" creator Sacha Baron Cohen's BORAT. Cohen's character, a Khazakhstani reporter investigating the American way, is about as offensive as a character can be. But nothing Borat says or does even compares to the stuff that actually comes out these peoples mouths, like cowboys wanting to lynch homos or frat boys wanting to reinstill slavery. Blurring the line between fiction and documentary, this bonafide Hero's Journey opens up an enormous satirical can of worms; I'm just starting to realize that Cohen doesn't just want to show how racist Americans are for believing in Borat... he wants to remind us that we'd rather all play along than actually protest (ask yourself what you'd do if you and some friends ran into Borat on the street and you'll start to see the complexity of Cohen's act). Hats off to you, Mr. Cohen; You got me, and you've also made the funniest movie I've ever seen.

This year brought us the first two Hollywood films processing the events of 9/11, and director Paul Greengrass (BLOODY SUNDAY) set the bar as high as possible. Without a single movie star, UNITED 93 documents what we know to have happened on a hijacked plane that morning, and what went wrong in the country's chain of command on the ground below. On the surface, it reminds us how unprepared we are for such an emergency despite the best laid plans (many of the ground control officials play themselves). But beneath that, it draws a courageous comparison all of the human beings involved: the Americans who rallied together to bring the plane down, thereby averting its possible target, and their attackers. These terrorists struggled, feared, and prayed just as the passengers did that day. When both parties are convinced that God is on their side, we've got problems. UNITED 93 pays respectful tribute to the heroism of those passengers, and at the same time it demythologizes 9/11, exploring the complex reality of terrorism and religious warfare that isn't so black and white. How's that for an inconvenient truth?

In college I wrote a final paper on the Mexican director Alfonso Cuaron, in which I discovered that all of his previous films (A LITTLE PRINCESS, GREAT EXPECTATIONS, Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN, and HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN) were really about childhood. Little did I know then that in his next film, a dystopic vision of a nightmarish future, children would become a metaphor for humanity's very existence. CHILDREN OF MEN doesn't explain why, twenty years from now, women have become infertile and the world's superpowers have wiped themselves from the earth. It simply follows a group of rebels, led by Theo (Clive Owen) and his former wife Julian (Julianne Moore), as they lead to safety a miraculously-born child-- the first in eighteen years. Cuaron and cinematographer Emmanuel Lubezki shoot three crucial sequences in long, seamless takes, like when Theo navigates a chaotic battleground of tanks, explosions, and warfare (it's the most impressive and elaborately choreographed bit of war filmmaking I've ever seen). These visceral sequences alone don't make CHILDREN OF MEN a masterpiece, but the fact that they represent the movie as a whole just might; When the film abruptly and ambiguously cuts to its end title card, it hits you that the film itself could easily have been one long take, where there's no time to catch your breath, where characters die before you even got to know them, and where you hardly know what just hit you. Nothing could better represent our fear for the future than the idea of a world without children, nor could hope be more fulfilled than by the presence of one tiny child. In a time when darkness lurks just under the surface, CHILDREN OF MEN is a hopeful nativity story wrapped in our worst nightmare. A month ago I was wondering why no one was talking about this movie, and though it's still in limited release, it's slowly infiltrating critics' top ten lists. Watching Cuaron and Lubezki get this long deserved recognition is like watching your favorite local band make it big, and I couldn't be happier about it.

The next 25 (to recirculate the maxim that if you think it wasn't a good year for movies, you just didn't see enough movies): APOCALYPTO, BABEL, BRICK, CARS, DAVE CHAPPELLE'S BLOCK PARTY, THE DEPARTED, 49UP, THE GOOD GERMAN, AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH, LITTLE CHILDREN, LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, NACHO LIBRE, A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION, THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS, THE QUEEN, RIDING ALONE FOR THOUSANDS OF MILES, A SCANNER DARKLY, THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP, SHUT UP AND SING, STRANGER THAN FICTION, SWEET LAND, TRISTRAM SHANDY: A COCK AND BULL STORY, VOLVER, WHY WE FIGHT.

Biggest Disappointments of the Year: DREAMGIRLS - I seem to be in the minority on this one, but here are my reasons: The music sounds like showtunes, not like the great soul music of Motown and Stax. Jennifer Hudson may have stolen the show, but she can't act. Beyonce still can't act. The years pass so quickly in this story, from decade to decade, that there's no time to care about any of the already underdeveloped relationships. "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going," the single song that will give Hudson an Academy Award all by itself (this is ridiculous when you really start to think about it), was triumphant in the theater, but looking back on it, it's just as cheesy as the rest of it to me. And I thought CHICAGO was going to up the ante for Hollywood musicals. Also: THE LAKE HOUSE - Start with a premise that had me drooling: a Griffin and Sabine-esque correspondence through time, then add resounding support from nearly every film critic out there. But I just couldn't take Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock seriously for a minute. For me, a concept can be as unrealistic and fantastic as it wants, as long as the emotions feel real. LADY IN THE WATER - Just ridiculous. And I love fairy tales. FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION - Just not funny. And I love the Oscars. SNAKES ON A PLANE - I coulda told you it wouldn't live up to the hype. There's a fine line between "so bad it's good" and just bad. Fans of this movie will say that it delivered just what it promised, but that doesn't account for the romantic subplot, the pointless sidekick, and any of the other scenes involving neither snakes nor planes.

Best Actor: Sacha Baron Cohen, BORAT
When it hit me that Cohen is just as eligable for year-end awards as any other serious actor, everyone else dropped off my radar. Cohen's subversive humor is genius, and has made me laugh harder than anyone else, ever. If Cohen's name appears on the Oscar ballot this February, I expect a cut of your office pool. Runners up: Will Smith (THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS), Hugh Jackman (THE FOUNTAIN), Leonardo Dicaprio (THE DEPARTED), Clive Owen (CHILDREN OF MEN)



Best Actress: Sandra Huller, REQUIEM
The amount of great female roles this year-- not just in Hollywood but in Indiewood too-- is few once again. But Sandra Huller is unmatched in this true story of a supposedly posessed young German girl. Unlike countless other horror movies, we don't see what she sees inside, but what her friends and family see on the outside. When she finally snaps, projecting her inner demons at her neglectful mother in a wrecked kitchen, it's spine-tingling. Runners up: Kirsten Dunst (MARIE ANTOINETTE), Penelope Cruz (VOLVER), Helen Mirren (THE QUEEN), Charlotte Gainsbourg (THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP)

Best Supporting Actor: Robert Downey Jr., A SCANNER DARKLY
His paranoid skittishness dominates every scene he's in, like when he hillariously debates the specs of his newly aquired 18-speed (or is it 16-speed?) bike. One of the most overlooked performances of the year, I suppose because he's a cartoon. Runners up: Michael Sheen (THE QUEEN), Mark Whalberg (THE DEPARTED), Kevin Kline (A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION), Alan Arkin (LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE)

Best Supporting Actress: Vera Farmiga, THE DEPARTED
She's just now being considered "one to watch," even though her performance in 2004's DOWN TO THE BONE silently topped critics' awards. Was any other actress more captivating (and sexy) in such a small amount of screen time this year? Runners up: Shareeka Epps (HALF NELSON), Meryl Streep (THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA and A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION), Maggie Gyllenhaal (WORLD TRADE CENTER)

Best Director: Paul Greengrass, UNITED 93

Best Screenplay: Christopher and Jonathan Nolan, THE PRESTIGE

Best Cinematography: Emmanuel Lubezki, CHILDREN OF MEN

Best Original Score: Clint Mansell, with Kronos Quartet and Mogwai, THE FOUNTAIN

Best Scene: It takes a great, great scene -- one for the history books -- to trump BORAT's nude wrestling match. That honor belongs to "Battlefield / Ceasefire" from CHILDREN OF MEN. If you've seen the film, you'll probably never forget the scene I'm talking about. Runners up: Nude Wrestling (BORAT), Let's Roll, UNITED 93, Road Ambush (CHILDREN OF MEN), Olive's Dance (LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE), Birth (CHILDREN OF MEN), Hot Spring (OLD JOY), The Tree of Life (THE FOUNTAIN), Escape at dawn (CHILDREN OF MEN), In Da Club (BABEL), Dojo (THE PROTECTOR), and Foot Chase (BRICK).

Worst Movies: THE WICKER MAN, THE LAKE HOUSE, FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION, THE WILD BLUE YONDER, DRAWING RESTRAINT 9, SNAKES ON A PLANE, MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND, THE BLACK DAHLIA, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 2: DEAD MAN'S CHEST

And a slew of other fun awards (thanks to Atli at Cinemasters for coming up many of these categories), SOME OF WHICH MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS about movies you may haven't seen yet; Proceed at your own risk!

Best Title: BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN

Best Poster: THE GOOD GERMAN (see my Top Five Movie Posters list)

Best Trailer: BORAT, LITTLE CHILDREN

Best Shot: Battlefield, CHILDREN OF MEN; Last shot, MARIE ANTOINETTE; Last shot, UNITED 93.

Best Fight: Borat vs. Azamat, BORAT

Best Opening Studio Logos: THE GOOD GERMAN

Best Opening Credits: SUPERMAN RETURNS

Best Closing Credits: BUBBLE

Best Use of a Song: Snow Patrol, "Chocolate," THE LAST KISS (see my Year in Film Music post)

Best Sex Scene: Kirsten Dunst and Jason Schwartzman, MARIE ANTOINETTE; Orgy, PERFUME: THE STORY OF A MURDERER

Best Nudity: BORAT

Best Soundtrack CD: MARIE ANTOINETTE

Best Villain: Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon), THE DEPARTED; Sergi Lopez (Capitan Vidal), PAN'S LABYRINTH; Global warming, AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH

Best Line: "I am not attracted to you anymore. ... NOT!" - BORAT

Best Voice Acting: Paul Newman, CARS

Best Directorial Debut: Rian Johnson, BRICK

Best Child Performance: Shareeka Epps, HALF NELSON; Jodelle Ferland, TIDELAND

Best Casting: UNITED 93

Best Remake: THE DEPARTED

Most Overrated: DREAMGIRLS, LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA, CASINO ROYALE, THE DEATH OF MR. LAZARESCU, L'ENFANT, HALF NELSON

Most Underrated: 51 BIRCH STREET, SWEET LAND, NACHO LIBRE

Most Pleasant Surprises: STRANGER THAN FICTION, WORLD TRADE CENTER, THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS

Most changed by a second viewing: MARIE ANTOINETTE, A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION

Most Pretentious: MUTUAL APPRECIATION

Most overly-criticized: TIDELAND

Biggest Hottie (Female): Jennifer Connelly, BLOOD DIAMOND, Vera Farmiga, THE DEPARTED

Biggest Hottie (Male): Clive Owen, CHILDREN OF MEN, Tony Jaa, THE PROTECTOR

Best Cameo: Pamela Anderson, BORAT

Best Death: Julian, CHILDREN OF MEN; Colin Sullivan, THE DEPARTED,

Best Twist: Donna, A SCANNER DARKLY; All of THE PRESTIGE

Best MacGuffin: Emily's phone call, BRICK

Best inanimate object: Vaseline mold, DRAWING RESTRAINT 9

Best Use of Silence: Ceasefire, CHILDREN OF MEN; Phone Call, THE DEPARTED

Best Special Effects: CHILDREN OF MEN

Best Trend: Thom Yorke songs over closing credits (A SCANNER DARKLY, THE PRESTIGE), Love stories set in three time periods using the same two actors (THE FOUNTAIN, THREE TIMES)

Worst Trend: Computer animated talking animal movies (OVER THE HEDGE, OPEN SEASON, BARNYARD, THE WILD, ICE AGE 2, THE ANT BULLY, FLUSHED AWAY, HAPPY FEET)

Best Moviegoing Experience: BORAT sneak preview full of fans

Worst / Strangest Moviegoing Experience: TALLADEGA NIGHTS, simply because everyone else was laughing so much more than me.

Best Tie-in Toy or Collectable: The die-cast cars from CARS, which I spent way too much time hunting down this summer.

Scariest: THE DESCENT

Funniest: BORAT

Cried During: THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS, CARS, WORLD TRADE CENTER, SHUT UP AND SING, CHILDREN OF MEN

Fell Asleep During: CHARLOTTE'S WEB, APOCALYPTO

Walked Out During: THE WILD BLUE YONDER

Movie Seen Most: BORAT (three times)

Most likely to be considered a masterpiece in 30 years: A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION

Best Ending: UNITED 93








And finally, here are 30 movies I'm looking forward to next year, where some of my favorite auteurs come out of hiding and where sequelitis is at an all time high.

The big screen adaptation of Philip Pullman's fantasy THE GOLDEN COMPASS, David Fincher's return with ZODIAC, Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez' double feature GRINDHOUSE, Paul Thomas Anderson's THERE WILL BE BLOOD, Wes Anderson's THE DARJEELING LIMITED, Ang Lee's LUST, CAUTION, Soderbergh's OCEAN'S THIRTEEN, SPIDER-MAN 3, Michel Gonry's BE KIND REWIND, Pixar's RATATOUILLE, the digital epic 300, HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX, Natalie Portman in MR. MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM, Claire Daines, Michelle Pfieffer and Robert DeNiro in the fantasy STARDUST, Danny Boyle's space thriller SUNSHINE, David Cronenberg's EASTERN PROMISES with Viggo Mortensen and Naomi Watts, Russell Crowe and Christian Bale in the western remake 3:10 TO YUMA, the Korean monster movie THE HOST, Craig Brewer's BLACK SNAKE MOAN with Sam Jackson and Christina Ricci, the Shaun of the Dead team's HOT FUZZ, Brad Pitt in the confoundingly titled THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD, Michael Moore's health care doc SICKO, THE SIMPSONS MOVIE, THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM, Paul Verhoeven's festival hit BLACK BOOK, Tim Burton's SWEENEY TODD, Robert Zemekis' computer generated BEOWULF, and for all you kiddies, TRANSFORMERS, SHREK THE THIRD, and PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END.

If you made it this far, thanks for reading, and be sure to post your Top Ten and any other comments below. Lists are to me what cookies are to Cookie Monster.

The Home Stretch (brought to you by the letter P)

In preparation for my Top Ten Movies of the Year post (coming this Friday), this week will find me racing all around town to see PAN'S LABYRINTH, PERFUME: THE STORY OF A MURDERER, SWEET LAND, THE PAINTED VEIL, THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND, and possibly repeat viewings of LITTLE CHILDREN and CHILDREN OF MEN. Making matters worse: The Belcourt's Janus Films retrospective, which this week alone brings THE RULES OF THE GAME, KWAIDAN, THE EARRINGS OF MADAME DE..., DEATH OF A CYCLIST, and KNIFE IN THE WATER.

Top Ten season comes but once a year... Wish me luck.

Top Ten Movies... Coming Soon

Though I'm sure you're quite listed out by now (there's even a Top Ten Top Tens out there), I assure you my Top Ten Movies of the Year list is well on its way. I wrote this whole spiel about how this year more than ever, all the best movies-- or at least the ones campaigning for awards-- haven't even played outside New York and L.A. But extending my Top Ten post a week or so will allow me to weigh in on some of these contenders and join the party.

So, you can expect my Top Ten, as well as a long list of other mythellaneous honors (I've gotta make it worth your wait), in the next several days.

In the meantime, catch up on the critical consensus with the IndieWire poll (a survey of 107 American critics, picking up where the Village Voice's poll left off), where THE DEATH OF MR. LAZARESCU takes the #1 slot, and Movie City News' chart of crix pix, which has UNITED 93 leading. And, as always, Greencine has daily coverage of all sorts of interesting lists.

Stay tuned!

2006: The Year in Music

I thought 2006 was an okay year for the album, with plenty of my favorite artists releasing disappointing new ones, and nothing earth-shattering coming out of popular music. But skimming the year's biggest-selling records as well as the indie honor roll, I never felt this out of touch with what everyone else likes. So what do I know? Here are my ten most played new records and some other miscellaneous notes on the year in music.

10. Charlotte Gainsbourg - 5:55

All the music here was written, performed, and produced by Air, which makes this the best possible appetizer while waiting for the French duo's next release ("Pocket Symphony," a shoo-in for my 2007 list). The star of the show, daughter of Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin, is more charming as an actress (seen opposite Gael Garcia Bernal in THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP) than as a lyricist, but her voice is a perfect fit with Air, making for the best background music CD this year.

9. The Features - Contrast

How can five humble songs carry twice the punch of a band's major-label full-length? Experience; The Features are now maybe the longest living Nashville band of my lifetime, but this year they were beaten, bruised, and reborn. After getting dropped by their label hours after declining to record a Beatles tune for a major corporation's TV ad, the band lost their keyboard player and seemingly all their momentum. Then comes "Contrast," proof that Nashville's best band is still right on track and ready to roll with the punches.

8. Sean Lennon - Friendly Fire

A follow-up I've been waiting for since high school. Sean Lennon continues to fill his father's shoes with this dark and romantic record.

7. Phoenix - It's Never Been Like That

This French group continues to set themselves apart from basically every other band out there with this collection of peppy, perfectly organized pop songs in which every bit of instrumentation punches, yet leaves room for the rest to breathe. If I ran the music industry, "Long Distance Call" would be a smash hit, containing more infectuous dancability and lovelorn passion than anything on the radio right now.

6. Thom Yorke - The Eraser

Continuing through the dark alleyways beneath Kid A and Amnesiac; Thom's dream life.

5. The Dears - Gang of Losers

Home to the title track that rocked my world two years ago after a live show in Boston, now finally on record. The rest, starting with the climactic, aptly titled "Ballad of Humankindness," is damn good too.

4. John Mayer - Continuum

Haters be damned (and that includes just about everyone I know); Mr. Mayer, my chief homeboy since day one, finally finds the balance between pop songwriter and blues guitarsmith. There is no one out there, still, whose music speaks so directly to me and my life. "Belief," speaking to the paradoxical nature of religous wars, might be the best song he's written. Without a couple of its lesser tracks, Continuum would have topped my list.

3. Mates of State - Bring It Back

Husband and wife Kori Gardner and Jason Hammel, on keys and drums respectively, move away from the stream-of-consciousness, key-changing, time-shifting songs of their career and make their most straightforward, accessible record yet. It sounds better than ever, and the lyrics, as usual, are mostly a mystery. But I've gotta wonder if my favorite indie-rock couple considers "Running Out" to be their final number.

2. The Privates - Barricades

Somehow in their busiest year as a non-band, Nashville's Dave, Keith, Ryan, and Rollum managed to record an album that, if they were to stop making music today (and they might), could fittingly preserve their legacy. But it's cohesive enough, and so incredibly tight, you'd never have guessed what a Frankensteinian endeavor it was. No band has ever sounded quite like The Privates.

1. Ben Kweller - s/t

Somehow I never got around to hearing "Sha-Sha," this Ben's debut that I'd heard so much word-of-mouth about. Ironically enough, the night of his Nashville show this fall I happened to be in another state in my band's van popping in his new, self-titled record. It was good on the first listen, and then a few hours later every single song was still in my head, begging to be hummed. Ben played all the instruments, never crowding the songs with anything other than the most essential parts. Since I haven't yet come up with anything, I'll re-submit the question posed by my friend Carl: Is there anyone out there today writing better pop songs than Ben Kweller?

Honorable Mention: David Mead - Tangerine, Belle and Sebastian - The Life Pursuit, Beck - The Information, Justin Timberlake - Futuresex/Lovesounds, Gnarls Barkley - St. Elsewhere, How I Became the Bomb - Let's Go!, Sufjan Stevens - Songs for Christmas

Mildly Disappointing: Yo La Tengo - I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass, Jenny Lewis & the Watson Twins - Rabbit Fur Coat, Lambchop - Damaged, Josh Rouse - Subtitulo, Guster - Ganging Up On the Sun, The Strokes - First Impressions of Earth

Big Letdowns: The Killers - Sam's Town, The Decemberists - The Crane Wife, Elefant - The Black Magic Show, The Flaming Lips - At War with the Mystics, Darkel - s/t, Zero 7 - The Garden

Didn't Get Around to it: Bob Dylan - Modern Times, M. Ward - Post War, Wolfmother - s/t, Tom Petty - Highway Companion, Lupe Fiasco - Food and Liquor, Kyle Andrews - Amos in Ohio, Ray Lamontagne - Til the Sun Turns Black, Asobi Seksu - Citruss, Damien Rice - 9

Just Don't Get It: Joanna Newson - Ys, TV On the Radio - Return to Cooke Mountain, Be Your Own Pet - s/t, Jeff - Castle Storm

Favorite song of the year: The Dears - "You and I Are a Gang of Losers."

Runners-up: selections from my 2006 mix CD: Phoenix - "Long Distance Call," Ben Kweller - "Sundress," The Privates - "Heart's Got a Hole," Justin Timberlake - "Sexyback," John Legend - "Show Me," Gnarls Barkley - "Crazy," The Features - "Contrast," Regina Spektor - "Fidelity," Belle and Sebastian - "We Are the Sleepyheads," Jenny Lewis - "Happy," John Mayer - "Belief," Thom Yorke - "Black Swan," Sean Lennon - "Would I Be the One," How I Became the Bomb - "Killing Machine," Mates of State - "Running Out"

Guiltiest Pleasures: Christina Aguilera - "Aint No Other Man," The Fray - "How to Save a Life," KT Turnstall - "Suddenly I See," Katherine McPhee, Elliot Yamin, and Taylor Hicks.

Favorite pre-2006 songs discovered this year: Snow Patrol - "Chocolate," Why? - "Gemini (Birthday Song)," Elbow - "Forget Myself"

Records I played drums on this year: The Comfies - Close to Me, Clayton Cheek - Duke of Rural, Syd - The Way We Found It (2007), The Boy Bathing - TBA (2007)

Best Record Store in the country that I know of: Grimey's

Favorite Nashville bands in 2006: The Features, The Privates, Gabe Dixon Band, Jetpack, How I Became the Bomb, De Novo Dahl, Girls and Boys (RIP), Slack (RIP)

Best major label release from a Nashville band / Best TRL appearance by a Nashville band: The Pink Spiders - Teenage Graffiti

Best local music I discovered here and around the US on tour: Explorers Club, The Modern Skirts, The Empties, DJ Kidsmeal, Plex Plex, Ghostfinger

Favorite shows of the year:
1. Gabe Dixon Band, 12/31/06, Exit/In, Nashville, TN
2. The Privates, 12/16/06, The End, Nashville, TN
3. Mates of State, 4/2/06, The End, Nashville, TN
4. Sigur Ros, 2/14/06, Ryman Auditorium, Nashville, TN
5. Nashville Under the Covers, 9/13/06, Mercy Lounge, Nashville, TN

Most anticipated records of 2007: The first quarter may be made a bit sweeter with new discs from The Shins, Cornelius, and all-time faves Air. Hopefully, the great new De Novo Dahl record will be released soon thereafter. Then (and if only upcoming records were as well-hyped as upcoming movies), come the heavyweights: Silverchair's follow up to their masterpiece Diorama, the return of the Smashing Pumpkins, and the seventh Radiohead album.

Your turn to talk: What were your favorite records, songs and shows of the year?